Secret Society: What To Hide From Men

Perhaps the fairy tale disappeared at the moment when a man and a woman began to share not only the bed, but also the bathroom. Agree, being always in sight and staying perfect is quite difficult. Especially with age, when being a princess becomes troublesome and quite costly.

Even if your loved one is already used to seeing a full arsenal of your creams on the shelf, and his toothbrush and razor are the only signs of a man in the bathroom, there are still things that should not be displayed. They will not decorate you and destroy him morally. The art of serving oneself flawlessly should be quiet, humble, and non-obvious. Only then will it be called art and not a reality show.

You shouldn't go to breakfast with a cloth mask on your face …

Hannibal Lecter's stylistics (which is how most of us look in this great cosmetic invention) do not promote appetite and cute chatter over morning coffee. Children and animals get scared, the husband is unhappy, the composition of the product always gets on the tongue and stains the porcelain. It is necessary to transfer masks, as well as food products to beauty in silence and solitude. I remember how, during the period of passion for natural methods, I generously covered my face with cucumber circles and lay down to rest, confident that no one was at home. How I forgot about the dog! You know, it turned out that she also loves cucumbers …

Lose weight silently

Do you monitor your weight? Perfectly! Follow. Just don't force the whole family to do it. Endless discussions of diets, calorie content, salon procedures, picking at the plate and always being in a bad mood is the sure way to a slim, but, alas, lonely body. If you want to starve - starve, you need an anti-cellulite massage - do it, decide on liposuction - go ahead. Why talk about it with a man? Just show him the perfect result of your efforts, and both enjoy it to the fullest. You don't tell him the recipe for every dish you cook, do you? So why devote him to the intricacies of women's battles and battles? This is our war. By the way, it is better not to demonstrate a suit for LPG (such transparent-white "tights" for the whole body) at home. He does not paint even the most perfect figure, and according to some representatives of the stronger sex,causes them a sharp disgust, even when just lying in the closet.

Top secret: personal trainer

Your… fitness trainer, especially your personal one, should also be a woman’s best kept secret. Your own husband is no longer an authority. Of course, he squats incorrectly and does not know what CrossFit is. A coach is another matter. He will listen, scold, teach, sympathize and at the same time he will look like a Spartan. And this is normal, given the specifics of his profession. The strength and power of his muscles have been honed over the years, the relief is shaped by endless exercise and protein shakes, his skin is dark from outdoor activities. In short, he is beautiful. It is quite logical that one day your home and already quite familiar prince will still want to look at a person who has practically become a member of the family. Trust me, this could be the beginning of the end. Recently, in front of my eyes, quite a lot of love boats have crashed not at all about everyday life (like the great poet's), but about classes with a personal trainer. You need to love sports, but you don't need to love the person who makes you squat. It is very reckless to substitute concepts and endlessly admire aloud even a very good specialist.

This is taboo!

And finally, something that no macho will ever put up with is the illegal use of his razor. Remember, this is taboo! You should not break the masculine nature and test angelic patience, conjuring up pictures of what exactly and how you do with his razor. Remember that smooth skin is one of our virtues, and in what way it gets to us, let it remain a mystery to others. Maybe we were just lucky ?!

And ours and yours: cosmetics for two

After all, if you really need to share everything with your other half, including grooming, then put on the shelf a few cosmetics or fragrances that will please and benefit both of you. There are more than enough such players “on two fronts” today. And, perhaps, this is the easiest and surest way to turn a man over to his side and painlessly expand his horizons in the field of personal care.